Wife Periodic Elements Funny Anniversary Card

This card depicts the elements of a 'wife' using chemical symbols from the periodic table of elements. Makes for a unique and funny anniversary card with a scientific twist.

Underneath these chemical symbols, there is a short 'scientific' description of a typical wife. This description is composed of actual descriptive features of the elements used in the making of the word. So, a wife is described as being remarkably robust with an extremely high melting point (a property of Tungsten, W), primarily used in nutrition and turns violent in high heat (Iodine, I), and has a very soft and lustrous appearance (Iron, Fe).

We have lots of humourous periodic element cards for you to choose from - see other items in the Newton and the Apple shop for more choices.

MADE FROM: Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card with a brown kraft envelope. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message. Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.

DIMENSIONS of the folded card are 10.5 x 15 cm (Size A5 folded to A6).


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