Bitch Elements Greeting Card

This card depicts the elements of a 'Bitch' using chemical symbols from the periodic table of elements. Underneath these chemical symbols, there is a short 'scientific' description of a typical bitchy person. This description is composed of actual descriptive features of the elements used in the making of the word.

So, a bitch resembles poisonous arsenic (a property of Bismuth, Bi), predominantly artificial, every part is radioactive (Technetium), reacts spontaneously and likes to burn (Hydrogen).

Great for Valentine's day, if you've been dumped or had to suffer the whims of a tease, tell her she's a bitch (with a scientific twist). Could also be used as a birthday card for (very good) friend. 

MADE FROM: Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card with a brown kraft envelope. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message. Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.

DIMENSIONS of the folded card are 10.5 x 15 cm (Size A5 folded to A6).


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