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Funny Valentine's card showing the comically named shag bird. The definition below describes the shag bird and gives the rude alternative meaning for the word 'shag'.
Shags are funny creature because they're often seen sat on a rock with their wings spread out for drying... comically they tend to flap them about with no concern for their mate being smacked in the face.
Great card for twitchers or just your average bird watcher. Our new range of lovebirds valentine cards show no sign of an 'I love you' but the insides are left blank for you to fill with a personal mushy message.
We have lots more personalised and humourous cards in the Newton and the Apple shop, all inspired by some aspect of science and nature.
MADE FROM: Each Valentine's card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card and is sent with a red envelope. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message. Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.
DIMENSIONS of the folded Valentine's card are 10.5 x 15 cm.
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Funny little red card for something a bit different this valentine's day. Two horned triceratops dinosaurs - one more horny than the other. These two...
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This card depicts the elements of a 'Teacher' using chemical symbols from the periodic table of elements. Underneath these chemical symbols, there is a short...
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This card depicts the elements of a 'wife' using chemical symbols from the periodic table of elements. Makes for a unique and funny anniversary card...
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